Monday, April 11, 2016

Pregnancy And Me

I'm sure it's time for some sort of pregnancy update or something but it would probably just go like this:



I hate being pregnant
I can't even move
I have heartburn
Pregnancy rots my mind
I'm a prisoner to pregnancy
Just call me Captain Insomniac
Clothes don't fit me anymore
I'm sick again
I've gained 20 pounds
I'm literally going crazy
I want my uterus to be birthed out with this baby
I still have 5.5 weeks till I'm due
I want to gag, cry, or sigh every time I look in the mirror
I don't even take pictures because it's not fun anymore





But since I don't really have anything nice to say... I should probably just not say anything.

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