Dear Body, We need to have a little chat. You've been great and you still are great but I have a few questions I'd like to ask you. Why do you stink? More specifically, why do you smell SO bad? When we were creating a beautiful little baby not that long ago you didn't stink at all. We could go two (and sometimes three days... GASP !!) without showering and we wouldn't even kind-of stink... now I can barely get to the afternoon without wondering where that nasty smell is coming from. And then I realize... it's us. Pew. And double pew after we work out. So now that we have the stink thing to deal with I was wondering why we're all of a sudden a zit factory too. Like I said before, I could shower you three or four times a week (now that just sounds nasty!) and still smell like roses and have clear, clear skin. What's up with that? One more question, why does it look like I've bathed in olive oil every evening before bed? Seriously, ...