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I'm Giving In

With much peer pressure and the desire to be included in conversation
with women my age, I have decided that
I am going to read Twilight.
I am the only female in my office who has not read Twilight.
My mom-in-law and sisters-in-law have
read them all.
They are so obsessed that we have even been to Forks.
It is more depressing than Stephenie
depicts in the books.